January 2012
new years resolutions               why am i bothering im too much of an irresponsible lazy fuck to carry out anything i might promise to do differently this year
Jan 1st
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davidstrider: 20 minutes until a year that wont be any different from this one because bad habits dont magically change themselves just because ive hung up a new calendar and write a different last digit when i date my papers
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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goodson: THERE’S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND $500 ON THE TABLE DO YOU SUCK MEGAMIND’S DICK
Dec 30th
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If you can’t shield your rocket, keep it in your pocket.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay
Dec 29th
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im so dumb i swear i have to google everything social related even just ‘how to take care of someone who is sick’ ‘how to tell someone you like them’ ‘how to talk to ppl’ rrrRRRRRRRRRRGgrgh fuck im literally 80% wikihow its embarrassing
Dec 29th
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Listendavidstrider: copy haho - you are my coal mine
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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mysho: rosesprite: janksy: feathery-asshole: jackmyswagnoir: 3armsally: have you evr senen someone so beautiful u want 2 cry tumblr user statters tumblr user janksy tumblr user feathery-asshole tumblr user mysho tumblr user rosesprite
Dec 29th
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Listenlovemusicmatter: What You Know - Two Door Cinema...
Dec 29th
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Listenjonathanegbert: davidstrider: do not under any...
Dec 29th
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Listenthegoldenglory: Ben Folds Five - “Brick”
Dec 29th
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“Sometimes I feel like I have ruined comics for myself forever. Sometimes I will...”
– Andrew Hussie
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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davidstrider: assblaster buster mcthunderstick cycloptic milkspitter dribbling dart of love excalibur fallopian fiddler grabthars hammer hunka burning love ice cream truck jizzle stick kosher pickle lunchmeat truncheon morning glory nine inch knocker optimus prime peruvian firestick/pleasure piston quantum jizzix rosy red reproductive rod sergeant stiffy tennessee...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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stupidgaydumb: mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Listentegomass - kiss ~kaerimichi no love song~
Dec 27th
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davidstrider: works davidstrider: how reblogging davidstrider: is not davidstrider: this
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Dec 27th
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me:
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the joke is that were both on our computers
Dec 27th
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that was questionably raven
Dec 27th
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ratkingboigles: geromy
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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debasing replied to your post: well fight to the death starting NOW PUNCHES W VARIOUS GIRLY THINGS gives up right away because im really tired ZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz falls asleep on u
Dec 27th
debasing replied to your post: i am p much the girliest boy you will ever meet on… WRONG I AM thems fighting words do you want to girly it out right now kid lets FIGHT
Dec 27th
i am p much the girliest boy you will ever meet on the internet
Dec 27th
tmi i really want to shave my legs all of a sudden
Dec 27th
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psst you know where you can find some really good music, on davidstriders music player thats where
Dec 27th
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im just so sarcastic on a regular basis that sometimes im not even sure if im being sarcastic or not
Dec 27th
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im literally the most intense lotr fan, i dont think you can really tell from my blog but i am jeSUS
Dec 27th