January 2012
new years resolutions
why am i bothering im too much of an irresponsible lazy fuck to carry out anything i might promise to do differently this year
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davidstrider:
20 minutes until a year that wont be any different from this one because bad habits dont magically change themselves just because ive hung up a new calendar and write a different last digit when i date my papers
December 2011
goodson:
THERE’S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND $500 ON THE TABLE
DO YOU SUCK MEGAMIND’S DICK
If you can’t shield your rocket, keep it in your pocket.
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
im so dumb
i swear i have to google everything social related
even just ‘how to take care of someone who is sick’
‘how to tell someone you like them’
‘how to talk to ppl’
rrrRRRRRRRRRRGgrgh fuck im literally 80% wikihow its embarrassing
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mysho:
rosesprite:
janksy:
feathery-asshole:
jackmyswagnoir:
3armsally:
have you evr senen someone so beautiful u want 2 cry
tumblr user statters
tumblr user janksy
tumblr user feathery-asshole
tumblr user mysho
tumblr user rosesprite
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Sometimes I feel like I have ruined comics for myself forever. Sometimes I will...
– Andrew Hussie
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davidstrider:
assblaster
buster mcthunderstick
cycloptic milkspitter
dribbling dart of love
excalibur
fallopian fiddler
grabthars hammer
hunka burning love
ice cream truck
jizzle stick
kosher pickle
lunchmeat truncheon
morning glory
nine inch knocker
optimus prime
peruvian firestick/pleasure piston
quantum jizzix
rosy red reproductive rod
sergeant stiffy
tennessee...
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stupidgaydumb:
mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing
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davidstrider:
works
davidstrider:
how reblogging
davidstrider:
is not
davidstrider:
this
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
me:
you:
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you:
the joke is that were both on our computers
that was questionably raven
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ratkingboigles:
geromy
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debasing replied to your post:
well fight to the death starting NOW PUNCHES W VARIOUS GIRLY THINGS
gives up right away because im really tired ZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz falls asleep on u
debasing replied to your post: i am p much the girliest boy you will ever meet on…
WRONG I AM
thems fighting words do you want to girly it out right now kid lets FIGHT
i am p much the girliest boy you will ever meet on the internet
tmi i really want to shave my legs all of a sudden
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psst you know where you can find some really good music, on davidstriders music player thats where
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im just so sarcastic on a regular basis that sometimes im not even sure if im being sarcastic or not
im literally the most intense lotr fan, i dont think you can really tell from my blog but i am jeSUS